01. There is no such thing as a MySpace tracker. It does not exist so quit posting stupid bulletins like, "OMG! This works!!" No, it doesn't. 02. To the people who have like a thousand friends: Are you freakin' serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. 03. Don't ever post pictures and say, "OMG, I'm so ugly!" or "OMG, I'm so fat!" because if you were, you wouldn't post them and if you do you're a freakin' mongoloid. 04. Nobody cares about threats over the Internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded. 05. Quit crying because you're not on someone's Top 8. Who cares? It's MySpace. 06. Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? Move on. Don't send me another request or message asking, "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend. That's what's up. 07. Little sixth graders who have MySpaces and look like sluts and act like whores, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. And parents, stop blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker. She was a whore before MySpace and she would be a whore without it. What does that say about your parenting skills? Dude, anyone with brains will figure that one out. 08. If you have decided to read this, you're a true MySpace friend. Real friends read bulletins. 09. I say you go and pass this one and maybe it'll finally get through people's brains. 10. And if you open a bulletin and it says something like, "Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight." or "Some skinless girl is gonna rape your mom." Stop being dumb.